First-of-Its-Kind Clicker: Go Lick the World

It's a tough job preventing politicians from saying foolish things. Take President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" comment, for example – a moment that surely had White House staff worldwide facepalming. This gaffe inspired the creation of Go Lick The World, a satirical mobile game from Pixel Play.

This casual clicker cleverly blends the absurdity of current events with the addictive nature of the genre. The objective? To literally lick the world (virtually, of course!) as fast as possible. Players tap a rotating 3D Earth, accumulating points by tapping land or sea. Higher scores mean leaderboard dominance.

Boost your score by tapping orbiting objects like LickLink satellites (a playful nod to Starlink), F35 jets, red electric cars, and even Lick Force One, President Biden's plane. Earthly landmarks, from the White House to a less-than-pristine San Francisco, also provide points.

The game's quirky charm extends to its ever-changing in-game items. Mondays feature Impeach-Mints, Tuesdays Tacos, Saturdays Swifties, and pizza slices for Pizzagate conspiracy enthusiasts.

Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add another layer of fun, including a "clown world" face, various hats (including a censored Texas-Mexico border hat), and solar eclipse glasses. These are earned by watching rewarded ads. A recent update, "The Great Debate Update," even introduced Trump hair.

Go Lick The World is free to download, with optional in-app purchases to remove ads, enable auto-clicking (via "LickGPT"), and obtain a blue profile tick. Download it now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats representing both sides of the political spectrum, along with Trump's iconic hairstyle.